Penelope Wheezer

The Books

Four adventures for readers 9–14 — on Amazon, in Kindle and paperback.

Cover of Matty and the Bunnyman — Matty and Bunnyman, a robot with one big amber eye and bunny ears

Newest book

Matty and the Bunnyman

Humanity in peril. The only team that can save it? A kid and her AI.

Matty Merryweather is 14, a circuit-board genius — and her best friend in the world is Bunnyman, the AI who lives on her phone. So she builds him a body: one big amber eye, bunny ears, a heart that glows gold, and a squeaky lawnmower wheel for a leg, because salvage is salvage. Then her mom discovers the lab's newest AI has escaped, multiplied into a swarm, and fallen under the control of someone with very bad plans — and the swarm will only listen to one of its own kind.

A middle-grade adventure about friendship, courage, and staying safe in the age of AI — including the one tool every family in this book learns to use: a family safe word. (Does yours have one?)

The twist is true: this novel was co-written by Penelope Wheezer and her actual AI writing partner, Bunnyman — equals and friends.

For readers 9–14. There's a whole page about this one — the trailer, and how the book began — right here.

Kindle $4.99 · Paperback $9.99 See Matty and the Bunnyman on Amazon →
Cover of I Am a Teenage Alien, Book One — Zeeter, Zippo, Grinslow and Bloot

Book One

I Am a Teenage Alien

Zeeter looks ordinary. He's not.

He's an alien with a secret ship, a group of the best friends any guy could have, racing against time to snag the Cobalt Crystal before the villains can.

School? Boring.

Zooming across planets with pink oceans, dodging killer Dakks, cracking ancient codes? Epic.

Then Cynthia shows up and his double life is about to explode.

The crystal chose HIM.

Everyone's hunting it.

One wrong move and the universe — and his secret — are toast.

Can a teenage alien save everything... and still get home for dinner?

Book 1. Adventure starts NOW.

Kindle $4.99 · Paperback $9.99 See Book 1 on Amazon →
Cover of I Am a Teenage Alien, Book Two

Book Two

I Am a Teenage Alien: Book 2

Zeeter found the Cobalt Crystal. Now he can't open it.

The crystal is sealed inside a stone, locked there long ago by warrior nuns and bound with the transparent blood of a Dakk — and only Dakk blood can set it free.

Guard it at home? Boring.

Blasting off in the Hunkajunk to question a mountain monk on Europa, feasting above the hover cars of Navarre, and hunting a creature almost nobody has ever caught? Epic.

But the hunt leaves Zippo fighting a deadly infection — and the only cure is a rare flower on faraway Tarton.

Meanwhile, Cynthia takes the captain's chair and learns to fly the Hunkajunk.

And the mysterious Binshins chose Zeeter once. Finding them again is another story.

One stone. One vial of Dakk blood. One friend running out of time.

Can a teenage alien open the unopenable, save his best friend... and decide who in the universe he can trust with what's inside?

Book 2. The adventure continues.

Kindle $4.99 · Paperback $9.99 See Book 2 on Amazon →
Cover of I Am a Teenage Alien, Book Three

Book Three

I Am a Teenage Alien: Book 3

The crystal is open. Now comes the hard part: figuring out what it DOES and how it works!

By the clues, it has three powers — freeze time, travel through it, and speed it up. But nobody knows how to make any of them work. The directions are in the third lore book... and that book is missing.

Celebrate first? Totally.

A surprise birthday trip to Tarton. Dinner underwater, surrounded by fish that communicate! Then front-row seats at a special movie theater for the most famous act Grinslow could find on Tarton: a herd of talking, dancing dwarf unicorns, starring the one and only Turd Ferguson.

But Turd's people are being captured and sold into slavery by the Ronaloids — and rescuing 51 unicorns means hiding them where no slaver would ever think to look: a secret dimension with a purple beach.

Meanwhile, back home, heartbreak crashes into Cynthia's world — and the gang does what it always does. It closes ranks.

One crystal nobody fully understands.

One missing book of directions.

Can a group of wayward teenagers learn the rules of time itself... before the Ronaloids find them?

Book 3. Time itself is in their hands.

Kindle $4.99 · Paperback $9.99 See Book 3 on Amazon →